Total Medals Earned: 59 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 730 Points
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/495 points)
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Reach over 1000 views
Buy over 250 items from the store
Reach over 1 million site views
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Medals Earned: 25/50 (140/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Camlaidh
Reach halfway through the tower
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Check out the credits
Collect all items
Collect all weapons
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 6/16 (100/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Win a game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 10/10 (355/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 3/21 (15/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Earn $100 in total
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Earn $1000000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Take a peek at the credits
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/45 points)
Fire your finger guns for the first time!
lose a run by being really bad at video games!
Use the 'Heroin' Item for the first time!
Beat the Shoot Trip Die Demo
Medals Earned: 7/24 (50/420 points)
Talk to the old man
Visit Tom Fulp in his war blimp
Read the Library scrolls
Defeat the two giant slimes
Harness your Hadou with fireball power
Defeat the Red Wasps
Return the Phoenix Eggs to the Beastmaster doorway
Deliver the required glow flies to restore light
Wake up Jorge the Drunk
Carve a sculpture for the Pirate
Return the missing boy to his parents
Defeat the Desert Sand Worm
Learn to twirl your sword
Defeat the Ultra-Crab
Find Nathan
Defeat the Yellow Ork
Free the One-eyed Phoenixes from their cages
Return the 3 orbs to the well
Defeat the Blue Wombat
Sacrifice 3 XP Munchers on the Forest Altar
Medals Earned: 2/20 (35/485 points)
Kill 150 zombies with Machete/Tonfa
Kill the 1st boss
Perform 200 headshots
Restore 1000 HP in one game
Survive 1 minute with HP below 30%
Collect 200 bottles of Tequila
Kill 10 zombie Spocks
Kill 643 zombies
Collect 100 Chili Peppers
Kill 200 zombie dogs
Kill 300 bad zombie girls
Kill 50 bonus vultures
Kill 666 zombies with Chainsaw
Kill 100 zombies with Rocket Guitar
Kill the 2nd boss
Perform Massacre 50 Kills combo
Kill the 3rd boss
Purchase all the weapons and armors
Collect $300.000
Kill 65 bosses and/or mini-bosses